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1980 lyrics:
If you leave, don't leave now. Please don't take my heart away. Promise me just one more night. Then we'll go our separate ways
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2012 lyrics:
Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt
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Kim Kardashian:
I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
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America:
Well sure why not?
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Britney Spears:
I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
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America:
Whatever you want!
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Carmen Electra:
I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
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America:
Okay, sounds like fun!
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Gay couple:
We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
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America:
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
(via juhhbooty)
colfricans:
i used to laugh at plankton because he’s married to a computer but now i am plankton
(via orgasmic-humor)
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